Singular & Plural

SEBELUM TIDUR,SI SUAMI MEMEBUKA BICARA TENTANG KAWIN.......

Suami : Lelaki kawin 3 baru lah sah
Isteri : Kenapa pula?

Suami : Cuba terjemahkan ke dalam Bahasa Inggeris, "satu" is one, "dua" is two, "tiga" isteri (is three). Baru betul dan sah!!
Isteri : Tapi abang kena faham Bahasa Inggeris, terutama tentang "singular" dan "plural"

Suami : Berkenaan apa tu?
Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural"

Suami : Contohnya?
Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?

Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural.
Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang

Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?
Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS, tambah "s" je,kan ?


Lepas daripada tu, si suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi.






hambek kau!




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8 comments:

  1. C-I-K-I-N-T-OFebruary 25, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    nyah!mak suke penggunaan singular & plural utk n3 nih!hee

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  2. SallyFebruary 26, 2009 at 12:25 AM

    wuhuuu..i like!!!

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  3. Meen EunosFebruary 26, 2009 at 2:01 AM

    ..kan..

    biase dengar pasal is-one, is-two,
    dan is-three je.

    Ni siap ade singular plural gitu.

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  4. kay_kuzeEFebruary 26, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    peringatan untuk diri sendiri ke ape ni..

    huhu..

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  5. PINATBATEFebruary 26, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    salam ziarah meEn..

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  6. Meen EunosFebruary 26, 2009 at 6:21 PM

    Terime kaseh cekgu.

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